My Massacred Dream.

I'm awesome, yes?

2010-03-25T07:14:00.000-07:00

Hello! Good evening.

This blog is like, DEAD. I'm bringing it back to live with my superb awesome magic >:] So basically, I'm not Mahathir. I'm a much more, AWESOMER, SEXIER, HOTTER female version of Mahathir. I am.. the legend. Okay, what the heck.

Let me show you guys something I was doing to make this blog a wee bit more less-boring. No offence :P

Okay fine. This is suchan epic failure. IT WASN'T SUPPOSE TO BE LIKE THIS! :(

What a pretty ball <3> But still o.o So lame, like whattafark.

Okay lah, I admit I'm not an interesting blogger. But still, I managed to post something, right? :)

Ciao.

GODJILLAAAA!

2009-12-04T09:10:00.000-08:00

Maha. chocovanilla. says:
*wait
*if the time in china and here is the same
*Y THERE GOT SNOW?

- Jie Sheng says:
*BECAUSE ITS UPPER
*TO
*GARISAN SARTAN OR SHIT

Maha. chocovanilla. says:
*SPARTAN!
*SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

- Jie Sheng says:
*YOU FAIL

thank you Shao Wei for helping update my blog earlier :P

SUNWAY ON MONDAYY! :D

Maha out.

SW.

2009-12-03T22:23:00.000-08:00

Hey ;D!

WHY SHAO WEI! WHY ARE YOU LEAVING!?
I'll miss you soo much! :(!

My birthday is coming up! ;) 7th 7th 7th!
Buy me loads and loads of presents :D!
I wanna feel the love in it, kay?
<3!.

boom.

2009-11-14T07:42:00.000-08:00

MUM KIDNAPPED MY LAPTOP! -.-

won't be online much.
ciao.

NINJAAAAAAA ASSASSINNNNNN!

2009-11-05T06:56:00.001-08:00

aliya says:
*ninja assasin sounds gay wei

Maha. chocovanilla. says:
*no
*its fricking AWESOME!
*he's a NINJA
*and
*an ASSASSIN!

aliya says:
*-.-!!!!!!!!!!

Maha. chocovanilla. says:
*=D
*this
*i going on my blog!

Unintended.

2009-11-05T04:04:00.000-08:00

Boom!

This will be a long post! muahaha.

Its been three weeks since pmr ended and i'm having the best time of my life. Going out everyday. I went to shisha at Naeb with Afiq and Jie Sheng at midnight a few nights back since they stayed over at my house. Rainforest Cafe was full of niggas :O

They were all drunk and high on weed. Anis (the bangla shisha worker) said that they like to go to rainforest cafe because it reminds them of their home in the jungle haha.

Its either been Sunway or Asia Cafe. Every. Single. Day.

I got the Left 4 Dead 2 Demo yesterday. Though it's over before you know it. It's fricking awesome. The map i played was The Parish. The new infected made the game abit harder but oh so much fun.

Watched Sorority Row and Jennifers Body.

6.5/10

censors ruined the movie by alot and the twist was just stupid and predictable.

6/10

An okay movie overall. Also has one of the dumbest endings ever.

A new single from Muse's new album. This song isnt that good but its catchy. I don't like that they changed their style of music in this album. The only awesome songs are MK Ultra and Uprising. The new Muse is weak. Just....weak.

Went out with Charissa, Sarah-Jane and some of their friends today. Coincidentally, my neighbour Phanit also came. Watched Jennifers Body....again -.-

Shisha'd later on. Phanit and the guys left later on leaving me, Charissa and Sarah-Jane. Then went to play pool. After that, went to go meet up with Phanit at CC. Played some CoD4 and chao'd at 6pm.

Pictures!

Happy belated birthday to my dear friend, Cynthia Quah.

Esther ask me copy and paste from her blog haha.

WHERE'S MAHA?! - the cutest Panda ever! manusia yang pupus, kerana the only one in the world! LOL! but.. I LOVE HIM!! :DD

1.. 2.. 3.. WOI!, his 1st word when pm me at MSN. -.-

4.. 5.. 6.. YOU LAH, PERVERT!, recently he keep calling me pervert cos' i saw his black and white boxes pattern boxer. -.- I ACCIDENTALLY SAW LAH!! wtffff? -.-

7.. 8.. 9.. LAZY LAH!, he got World Guinness Record Reward, the most lazy person. -.-

10.. 11.. 12.. GO SUNWAY, almost everyday his time spent at Sunway Pyramid. he getting more lifeless. -.-

13.. 14.. 15.. CANNOT AR?, he always says that to me when i complain stuff about him. LOL!

16.. 17.. 18.. SO LATE WAN, everytime i afk he always waited me very long time. heh! sorry lah! :P

19.. 20.. 21.. MCDONALD!!, almost everyday he took Mcdonald as lunch, dinner or supper. -.-

22.. 23.. 24.. FINE LAH!, he always merajuk by using that word.

25.. 26.. 27.. HAHAHAHA!! OFCOS!!, why he says that? cos' i pujuk him, keep telling him : Maha so cute, the cutest Maha. -.-

28.. 29.. 30.. NO NO NO!! DUN DUN DUN!!, LOLOLOLOL!! cos' i wanted to post here about : HE STALK MS.C!! HAHAHAHAHA!! *he still DUN DUN DUN!! NO NO NO!! at MSN. LOL! x)*

Esther sleeping while webcamming :P

Maha out.

bound and restricted

2009-10-23T04:18:00.000-07:00

Maha here.

currently in Pangkor to help out mum with the hotel. I'm missing Kah Ming's Barbeque ):

Been skipping school lately. Who cares. PMR is over (:

Went to pyramid with Terence and Prasad yesterday. They went to ftz and got so bored that they decided to walk to sunway and then to my house.

I'd rate it 7/10. It could've been a perfect movie. Just that the first half of the movie has alot of boring moments and scenes that go on for far too long.

Terence and Prasad left halfway through the movie so they missed the really good parts (:

I WANNA WATCH ZOMBIELAND!

IGN gave it 8/10. I really thought that it would bomb but now I seriously wanna watch it.

Maha out.

Genting 09

2009-10-16T08:40:00.000-07:00

Boom!

Couldn't update on tuesday. Just got back from genting today. Had a fricking awesome time. And btw; the nasi lemak in genting costs RM11 wtffff.

Picturess:

even in genting....we still play guitar hero haha.

My currently broken gun lighter -.-

sparKELING juice (:

Went out to pyramid after getting back from genting. Shisha-ed for abit then went mamak to eat. I ate 4 roti canai's :D

Watched Pandorum

I rate it 7.5/10

First half of the movie is seriously scary. Second half is action packed. I just like these kind of movies (:

Maha out.

PMR

2009-10-09T07:15:00.000-07:00

grrrrr....PMR!
will update onnnn TUESDAY!

Maha out.

dum dee dum dee

2009-09-30T20:54:00.000-07:00

It sucks being sick D:

Here are some awesome/funny pictures and videos i found;

BUSTED! ahahahaha.

i bet this is what jie sheng would do if he had a dog -.-

awesome 'haircut'

the real life timon and pumba! :D

that kid looks like marcus! hahaha

Maha out.

KUMAR!

2009-09-27T04:36:00.000-07:00

funniest shit i've seen in months;

my cock is much bigger than yours.

2009-09-25T09:22:00.000-07:00

Hello!

Been too lazy to update these past few days. Probably because I've been busy raya-ing haha. Went to Sarawak to visit relatives on Monday till Wednesday. Will post pictures later as they are not with me. Just finished showering. Terence, Nik and Jie Sheng came over today. Played Guitar Hero, went pyramid to play pool and then went back home and played fireworks.

some pictures from my cousins fb;

System of a Down is an awesome band. I absolutely love the lead singer and their enthusiasm.

Maha out.

Chocolate banana

2009-09-21T06:51:00.001-07:00

Mahathir is out to Sarawak.

Cynthia was here :D

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2009-09-19T09:36:00.000-07:00

Maha is finally back!

Sorry I haven't been updating this past few days. I couldn't as my internet was out. Thanks Cynthia for helping me update (:

I'll start with yesterday. Went to pyramid because Derar is going back to Syria on Monday. Last time to hang out with him. I wanna talk abit about him. He can be fucking annoying at times but I got used to it. He's my shisha buddy. I'll always remember all the times we spent. Good and bad. At least you'll still be able to come here during the holidays. Till we meet again, I'm gonna insult you one last time you middle eastern, camel fucking suicide bomber. I'm gonna fucking miss you. Bring me back something from Syria!

Some pics;

cheers.

Maha out.

Cotton one

2009-09-18T23:06:00.000-07:00

Haiyoo Mahaa, your blog so dead lar.

He's getting lazy to update his blog nowadays. I think maybe cause he puasa lar, that's why he has no energy to update his blog, HAHAHA.

I know you're hungry, muahahahhahaa :D

Signing out,

Cynthia Quah ♥

Sex on Fire

2009-09-13T05:58:00.001-07:00

Spent 1.7k on clothes in just 2 days.

Maha out.

22.

2009-09-09T01:27:00.000-07:00

Phone got confiscated today.
Don't call or text.

Everyone hates you. You're possibly the most annoying teacher in the school. You are just so fake. With your bloody annoying accent and your extremely oily face. You suck up to all the other teachers. That's why everyone calls you a dog.

Lost the mood to blog.
Maha out.

21.

2009-09-08T06:01:00.000-07:00

Internet connection is being a bitch.
Too lazy to blog (:

oreo mc flurry

2009-09-05T07:06:00.000-07:00

lovely ! ♥

Chiqs and dudes.

I just wanna say that ..

I LOVE MC DEEEEEEEE ~

I wanna have MC DEEE ~ for my breakfast, lunch, tea time, dinner and supper! I don't mind to get fat cause I am fat now.

SUPPORT MC D! The best fast food ever! :D

Cynthia Quah Yan Zhuang was heree ♥

BRUNO!

2009-09-04T09:14:00.000-07:00

I had an awesome day (:

Today was the last day of trials. After school went to Pyramid with Jie Sheng and Nik. Played pool for abit and then watched Up in 3-D with Sheryl.

I'd rate it 4.5/5! (:
an awesome movie. It can make you cry :D

We were the first in the cinema lol. What to do? camwhore la LOL

am now watching Bruno.

fricking funny. I couldn't stop laughing :D

now gonna watch Van Wilder; Freshman Year.

Maha out (:

Char Koay Teow

2009-08-31T05:18:00.001-07:00

Thats what i'm eating now (:

My new shirt XD

and i bought a Slayer CD

Seasons In The Abyss.

LOL

am now listening to green day.
i forgot how good they are.

some random song jie sheng showed me;

Maha out.

MERDEKA :D

2009-08-30T10:26:00.000-07:00

31st August.
Merdeka.

This picture should explain everything (:

Happy Merdeka day everyone (:

Maha out.

Indians ==

2009-08-29T09:42:00.000-07:00

I got a call from Chen Hui at 12 ==

-------------------------------------

ChenHui: mahathir!!

Mahathir: what?!

ChenHui: The Indians are dancing at my house with Indian Disco Music!!!

Mahathir:(Laughing Non-Stop)

ChenHui: (Shouting to one of the Indian fella) OI MACHA!!

Mahathir: (Continue Laughing)

ChenHui: Dey, maha, one of the indians dancing behind the tree with his partner, and the rest gathering in a circle dancing! OMG 7 more indians appear!!

Mahathir: WTFFF HAHAHAHHAHAH

Then he told me this story;

Chen Hui; Eh, last time got one group of indians and niggas watching football near my house there. MU vs Liverpool match. Then they fight. Then got one indian guy come with his car and go play the indian song. Then they dance together.

hahahahhahahha

This went on for another 20 minutes or so (:

Maha out.

This Is My Curse

2009-08-29T08:15:00.000-07:00

Hi ALIYA!

A picture says a thousand words. Now you can't say I didn't write about you :P

Killswitch Engage is a frickin good band (:

Maha out.

choke chain ;)

2009-08-29T01:00:00.000-07:00

Pictures above. Food from Sakae Sushi :)
Mahathir, I bet you're hungry now. He's damn lazy to update his blog -.-

Eyh, I still want that msn lar OMGG D:

Till here, stay tune for more updates from Cynthia ♥

Going to watch Jonas on Channel 615 later XD

I LOVE HAYDEN PANETTIERE :D

2009-08-28T04:18:00.000-07:00

10/10!
a very nice movie for guys if you get what I mean :P
and hayden is fuhreakkin hot (:

Maha out.

Halloooww

2009-08-27T10:23:00.000-07:00

hellooo ;)

Mahathir went offline. Guess he's sleeping like a pig now :P
I got nothing to do right now, so I'm here to update his blog.

Cynthia , :)

good morning! :D

2009-08-26T19:38:00.000-07:00

Haiyoo ~ how can you treat your blog like that? Your blog is lack of pictures lar. I bet you have no energy to update since you're puasa-ing now.

Nevermind! I'll help you! :)

Signing off,

Cynthiaa♥

10th POST! :D

2009-08-26T06:55:00.000-07:00

Am now listening to Rush.

One of the best drummers ever; Neil Peart.

2009-08-25T07:48:00.000-07:00

hey there, hey there (:

Somehow this guy here is being massivey lazy to update his own blog. HA! you Lazy ASS !

Don't i just rock for helping you update? ;)
hahas, you know i do and just for that you owe me again, i don't care.

Hmm.. i don't really know what to blog about actually besides the fact it's my first time helping someone blog thier blog. LOL?
but do visit http://oh-reminiscenes.blogspot.com/ :D :D :D
HAHAS! no harm to advertise my blog a little right? XD

what else what else... oh yes, oh yes, i'm Charissa btw for those of you who don't know :)

anyhoos look at this nasty pics i've found =D

Prolly photoshoped like what Maha said, but it's still nasty =3

LOL ! i know, i'm being utterly random right now. SUE me if you wish x)

sorry tho for the really late update kay! =p
ima slow~~~ blogger lah!
hahas cannot blame x)

anyways kill your laziness and update your blog more :)
HA! till then ;)

cherrios!

Charissa.

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2009-08-25T05:45:00.000-07:00

The absolute best band in the world.

gedebush!

2009-08-24T02:55:00.000-07:00

BOO! :) Hungry?

Hungry huh?? :p Wait till your puasa buka lar. OMgeekk! The cupcake is so adorableey yummy! :D

Cynthia was here! :)

i think i dropped one of my nipples :O

2009-08-24T00:46:00.000-07:00

mahathir and his BURGERS!i know you're jealous :)
IM EATING THAT TONIGHT :D

aliya here btw :)

TITS!
oh oh oh oh oh oh did you know that mahathir is secretly in love with my classmate?
i don't want to type out her name here.
she already knows i hate her -.-
which reminds me
i stared cock at her as if there was a freaking dick glued to her annoying face >:D
omg, im not supposed to talk bad about anyone!!
I TAKE IT BACK :(

i'm thinking of mushrooms :)
portobello mushroom burgers :)

mahathir loves aliya.
even though she's VERY annoying,
because i don't like to tell him about things i know :D
except for the period incident in the toilet. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
i wonder if gary is reading this or not :D

HI IM ALIYA :)
ok bye!
imma go update kah ming's blog now!

psst, www.aliyapapaya.blogspot.com :)

i don't know why but he looks like his sister here.
BAAAHAA

5th post!

2009-08-23T06:27:00.001-07:00

I am me and I am gay :D Now that's more Maha-ish, no? I'm helping this lame manusia to update his blog because Idon'tknowwhy and I just feel extra awesome-er :) Hmm.. Anyone who just LOVES DAVID ARCHULETA can go to http://www.snarkyarchies.com/ , that girl updates her blog about him, ALL.THE.TIME. bwahahah :D Isn't Archie just so lovable and huggable? I know, but he's mine :P

Anyone interested in Taylor Lautner? I do! But not as much as I am to David <3 I wonder if David have any abs/packs? o.o I'd go like 'DUSHHHH&^&%(*&*(^' if he took a picture showing his sexy body. See how awesome I am :D Hahahaha!

I am Maha :)

Bye Bye!

Fasting Time.

2009-08-22T03:58:00.000-07:00

Ellooo (:

Today is the first day of Puasa. It's 7.01pm, I'm fricking hungry and I'm fricking bored. Woke up at 5am for my morning meal. I wanted to play Blackshot with Nik after eating but was too sleepy and went straight to bed. Woke up again at 9am for tuition.

After that, went to sleep again. Woke up at 2pm and gamed till 5pm.

Sheryl asked me to search for Mike Portnoy of Dream Theatre on youtube last night. He is a fricking good drummer.

I still prefer Neil Peart of Rush and Chris Adler of Lamb of God though.

Maha out.

Portobello Mushroom Burger

2009-08-21T06:39:00.000-07:00

Hellooooo (:

I would like to say thank you to Charissa and Cynthia.

Charissa; thank you for helping me get a cbox and teaching me how to put links a change the theme LOL. I know, I owe u (:

Cynthia; thank you for updating my blog for me earlier on while i was busy gaming and also for writing all those sweet things about me. I shall write about you on your blog! :D

Anyways, today was a fun day overall. Went to school. My stomach was drawn on again haha. After school went to pyramid with Jie Sheng and Afiq to eat because puasa is starting tomorrow. We ate at Carls Jr. I ordered the PORTOBELLO MUSHROOM BURGER! ITS SO FRICKING AWESOME!

From now on, i'm going to sleep by 11pm as I will have to wake up at 5 in the morning for my morning meal and also because I will be playing Blackshot with Nik. Oh! I finally got my laptop back! Now I don't need to use that crappy, laggy piece of shit Mac.

chaooo (:

peek - a - boo ! :)

2009-08-21T04:53:00.001-07:00

Hey there people! Cynthia here ♥

First time helping people to update her/his blog, LOL. Errheerrrmm ..... Okaay, I wanna write about him. A very funny and hyper guy. He loves the noisy and super high songs like bullet for my train or valentine, I forgot what's the name of the band but I know their songs are more to rock. And yeah I know a lil about them cause he asked me to download their songs.

This guy here, loves Mc Donalds a lot. He eats McD everyday during holiday and you can see his tummy is oh-so-freaking CUTE lar weih, gahahahha! And your puasa starts on tomorrow, I'm gonna make you feel hungry XD . A very great person, I used to cry so damn loud on the phone with him. I guess I freak him out :p He was there for me 24/7 when I'm in the sad mood. I know he was trying to comfort me and yeah you succeed.

The place that we first went out was at Pyramid. I thought he'll be there alone, mana tau his friends were there too. And his friends are all so funny and hyper like him. I'm lucky to know all of them. We shisha together, we hang out together and we 'crazy' together. Sorry I can't make it that day :)

I think that's all for now, will be back for more updates :p

ps ; WOIH, study lar. Don't always think about food and stop gaming for while lar woi -.- Trials is coming laaa. After trials then we hang out lar, I knwo you miss me XD . Waiting for you to belanja me, muahahahaha!

Change the blog skin lar :p

BLOG NUMBER 3! :D

2009-08-20T04:58:00.000-07:00

This is my very first post on my new new new blog. As you can tell from the title, i haf had 2 blogs in the past. They died after i became too lazy to update them. Hopefully i won't repeat that with this blog.

I won't be blogging much today as I'm not supposed to use the computer and also because my parents are having a dinner for their staff later.

I want to blog about one person though, my friend, VOON MAY YIN! :D.

I said i'd make a blog and write about her because she wrote about me. So here it goes!

Voon May Yin, you come of as a very shy and quiet person. I've only started talking to you a few months ago even though we've known each other since primary school. You're someone that I can trust and depend on. You also owe me cookies. Cookies that i have been waiting for, for more than a month! :P If you're reading this, you know that i'm too lazy to bake them myself! Even though it just takes 5 minutes haha. I think thats all I have to say about you (:

I have to go now because I am hungry and food is downstairs. I want to eat food (:

buhhhh bye :D